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BTS, Yoongi/Jungkook

Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Non-Famous, Chatting & Messaging, Asking Out, Silliness, Jeon Jungkook is Trying His Best, Happy Ending

Wordcount: 1500

Published: 2025-03-11

Plus-One for Hire (Boyfriend for Real?)

🔒 https://hireplusone.kr

Got invited to a wedding? Don't have a plus-one?

I'm here to help!

Yoongi wearing a tuxedo and facing the camera

Yoongi wearing a tuxedo, leaning against the wall and looking into the camera

My name is Yoongi and I'm 30 years old. You can hire me to be your plus-one at a wedding or any other function. I can adjust my behavior as needed to any situation. You want to impress your grandma? I'll be well-mannered and polite. You want to piss off your estranged siblings? I'll make sure to show them that I think you're much better than them in every single aspect imaginable.
In short, I can be your perfect boyfriend for a day!

Pros:
I can keep you company the whole time
I'm funny
I can whisk you away whenever you're approached by someone you don't want to talk to
I'll tell you which dishes to avoid (I'm a chef)
Your family will love me (or hate me, if that's what you want)

Cons:
Your family might expect you to marry me
I'm not a good dancer (sorry!)

Where?

Seoul

Who?

Any gender, 25+

How much?

300,000 won per day (up to 7 hours), open to negotiation

Contact me here: 💬 📧

Customer reviews
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
5 out of 5 stars

👤 Hoseok
Five stars! Yoongi-ssi was perfect as a plus-one. He really can't dance too well, but he's too cute and funny for that to be a problem. Highly recommended!

🐱 Yoongi
Thank you so much, I appreciate it 👍

🕵 Anonymous
I really appreciate all the effort Yoongi-ssi put into annoying my brother-in-law 🙏 It worked like a dream. Thank you so much once again.

🐱 Yoongi
It was my pleasure 👍

👤 Seokjin
Yoongi-ssi is a true professional and his services are worth every single won. Although it is strange that after the wedding was over, he agreed to go fishing with me completely free of charge.

🐱 Yoongi
Hyung, stop being silly in the reviews section.

👤 Namjoon
Not only was Yoongi-ssi a great plus-one at my cousin's anniversary party, he also saved my life multiple times. I'm very grateful.

🐱 Yoongi
Please don't ever try to cut the cake at parties ever again.

👤 Jieun
Polite, cute, funny, and smart. Even my lesbian friends were envious! Thank you for your service, I'd be happy to hire you again in the future.

🐱 Yoongi
Thank you so much, feel free to contact me if there's another wedding 👍

🕵 Anonymous
My sister stole my boyfriend, so I stole the show at her wedding by having the most charming, handsome, and interesting plus-one. Thank you, Yoongi-ssi, your jokes really helped me get over this whole situation.

🐱 Yoongi
I'm happy I could help 👍

👤 Taehyung
I'd give six stars if I could. Everyone at the reception was stunned by the noraebang performance. Yoongi-ssi, you should be an idol. If you ever want to give it a try, contact me, my company would love to have you.

🐱 Yoongi
I was singing so off key that several stray cats started to yowl under the window. You were just too drunk to remember. Or too busy staring at Jimin....

👤 Jimin
I want to be petty and give four stars instead of five because Yoongi-ssi outshone everyone at the noraebang with his rapping, but his performance was too good, so five stars it is. He made the night ten times better.

🐱 Yoongi
I only outshone everyone because you didn't participate 👍

Click here to rate and review

14 Feb 2025, 9:03

Conversation with user:
JJK

See user details

Age: 26 years
Gender: male
Hobbies: why do I have to type something here to go to the next step aaaaaa let me create the account! Gym, boxing, dancing! Happy now, you nosy website?!
Account created: 10 minutes ago

Hello, I would like to urgently contract your services

Hi, can you give me some details? What the event is, when it will take place, things like that.

The event will be tonight at a cozy noodle place not far from Namsan

I generally don't do events at such short notice, but since I don't have any plans for tonight, I can make an exception. What do you need me to do?

I need you to just be yourself

But you don't know me?

Right, of course! Of course I don't. How would I know you! I just mean, the event is nothing special

What will my role be? Am I supposed to simply keep you company?

Keep me company and enjoy yourself

I'm getting paid for this, my enjoyment of the event is irrelevant. How many people will be there?

It's going to be a small event, just a bunch of people

A bunch meaning five or twenty?

Closer to five

What time is it going to be?

I booked a table for two at seven pm

For two?

Oh no, of course not for two! That was a typo. I meant I booked a table for ten

You said there would be about five people, though.

Ah, I just got confused

Did you now.

Yes! So, is seven pm okay?

You know how when you scroll up, you can click to see the details of the user you're chatting with?

Yes?

You know I can click on yours too, right?

...yes? I don't even remember what I wrote there, it's been so long since I created the account

It's been ten minutes.

No, that must be some kind of a glitch.

Riiight

Jungkook-ah, is that you?

How did you know, hyung 😔

You entered your real age there. And you named your account "JJK"

Oh...

And that's without even reading what you put in the "Hobbies" section

I was stressed!

I can tell. But can you tell me why you're talking to me like this instead of texting me? You have my phone number. We've talked on the phone multiple times.

I just...

Just what? Go ahead, tell me.

I'm really sorry, hyung, for real

It's fine, I'm not mad. I just want to know why?

I was nervous, I didn't think you'd say yes, but I still really wanted to try and ask you out. I couldn't do it in person because you're way too intimidating. I know it's weird to pretend to want to hire you as a plus-one, I am sorry about that. But I guess when I really think about it, I was probably subconsciously trying to make the situation so complicated and convoluted that the inevitable rejection would get lost in the sea of weirdness and as a result it would hurt less. Does that make sense?

Surprisingly, it does.

I tried my best. Do you think Namjoon-hyung would be proud of me for this level of self-awareness?

I'm sure. In fact, I'm screenshotting this and sending it to him right now.

Hyung nooooooooooo

I'm joking 😁

Please, don't reveal my pathetic plan to everyone. Only you can know

Why me?

Because you never judge me

Namjoon wouldn't judge you either

No, but he would pity me

Only a little.

So, is that the same noodle place we went to last year? To celebrate Hoseok's new job?

Yes, that's the one!

Okay, seven pm works for me.

Hyung, are you...saying yes?

Obviously.

Wait a minute, what is going on?? There's nothing obvious about this!

It's obvious to me.

I'm going to cry. My stupid plan worked!

Save your tears for the spicy noodles.

You really want to go on a date with me?

Yes.

Really? Cause like, I feel like I need to clarify I do not have the money to cover your plus-one fee 😭

Don't be silly, I'm not going out with you for money. I'll pay for you too.

You said yes AND you're buying? You must really like me or something...

Don't get cocky, I'm going to remind you of your genius plan at every opportunity.

That's so cruel of you, hyung

You deserve it.

Fair

It's also kind of hot

Huh.

Anyway, this chat window is really cool. I'm looking at the options and you can even send images in here! Have you ever gotten any inappropriate photos from a customer?

No and let's keep it that way.

I'm not a customer though...

Jungkook. Do not send me nsfw pics of yourself because 1) I am at work and 2) I might have a heart attack.

Okay, I only want what's best for your heart 💗

Good. Besides, I'd rather see it in person.

😳

😉

I don't mean tonight. Just in general. I'd never want you to feel pressured, okay?

See, this? How you went from hot to caring? This is why I'm so into you 😍

See you at seven, Jungkook-ah 😊

See you, hyung! 💗